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(Source: acid-intoxication)
trying to leave tumblr
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Fuentes brothers
aaahhhh the fuenti
(Source: clush)
Alienating everyone so when i kill myself, no one will care
I didn’t even think I would make it to 2012, man it’s weird.
I’m pretty sure I won’t make it to 2014.
I wish I didn’t make it to 2013
i’m happy all you made it this far
(Source: thethoughtsinmineandyourminds)
No one ever knows what I’m talking about when I quote this.
This is the GIFset I’ve been waiting for my whole life.
(Source: gif-database)
id have so much anxiety ahhh
(Source: quadici)
This is no joke, it really happened in my first responder class today
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My EMR instructor:
You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
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What do you do next?
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Student:
Call 911!
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My EMR Instructor:
YOU ARE 911.
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mom :
did you eat all the donuts
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me :
no
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mom :
why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
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me :
thats cocaine
Accurate
there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
(Source: savarnas)